Ace Attorney Ipsum

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You're the prosecutor who was so mean to Mystic Maya last year. What's a lifesaver doing here... ? Nick! That's the kind of talk that could hurt a girl! The court accepts this evidence! (Penalty) (Ack! That'll teach me to show evidence to Mr Wright!) Witness! You can't just say 'hello' and expect us to get anywhere! I want you to testify!

(The judge is really wolfing it down...) I'm the one who should be sighing Mr Wright, not you! (Why does he have to be so... cool?) You (Oldbag) really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine.

On truth's path, the word 'probability' does not exist. (Then why can I picture you doing just that?) What is this plant supposed to be? (Looking at the noise-activated camera) Let's try it out! Hi! I'm Nick!