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(Well excuuuse me, Princess. ...Anyway, should I ask to hear the story again...?) N-Never? But you said you've never lost before. ...To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes... Hey! I'm only 17! That's seven-'teen.' See? I'm a teen! Not like you, Nick. (Why is the ladder there?) Woah! Woah! Woah! Are you two crazy? Ema you should know better.

It may actually go better with coffee than sugar, right? I'm starving! … You know, Edgey… Nothing for nothing, but a quarter-inch crane without a single flaw is not easy. I guess putting a poster of a magician in a law office is kinda strange. (Oh, Ms. Irony. How painful are thy thorns.)

I'm only going to say this once, Lady von Whippingberg. Go home! On truth's path, the word 'probability' does not exist. (You know, that would explain a lot about the police force.)