Ace Attorney Ipsum

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Hey! Why do I have to be the villain. Ms. Meele. Wake up! Edgeworth is out of control! He was in the waiting room and he crushed this paper cup with hot, hot coffee in it. Perhaps to a woman your age. But to me, Feenie is handsome!

...Um... Look closer? You didn't have to. The smile on your lips gave you away! I should have learnt to play the guitar. 'Chords of Steel' aren't very romantic. See this? It's my Attorney's Badge.

I cannot recommend looking at that sketch. His (Larry's) 'works of art' are a force of nature best measured on the Richter scale. Hm? Oh, you didn't notice earlier? I even winked at you through my headpiece. Every pack has its own rules. 'You look mahvelous, dahling!' (Who is he talking about!?) As a replacement for that pathetic detective!