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(Being suprised by Oldbag) Zoinks! It's the Alien! Anyone could wear that uniform! Even me! (Please, stop leaning towards me like that.. You aren't getting to my wallet.) Anyway, it looks like he did some pretty shifty stuff to earn his millions. Y-Your wound…! It's bleeding! ...Exactly. I've never lost. I've never won before either.

Who you callin' 'Zinne Oooooooooooph'!? Way strict. They keep planes on the ground for hours. M-My eyes! My EYES! (C'mon. Can't I be cool for once!?) Yes, Your Honor. (Gulp... Hands shaking... Eyesight... fading...)

*yawn* I'm awake, I'm awake........................zzz. It was in my pocket. Huh. NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!